[ Flicked from Allan, who stole it from elsewhere …]
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery CEOs go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness ?”
The Guinness president replies,
“Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”
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Ha-ha-ha … ho-ho-ho-ho !
Admit it …